How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
