the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You ruined the universe
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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