That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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