I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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