im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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