i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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