Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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