don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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