i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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