You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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