She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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