How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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