Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
