This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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