I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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