so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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