It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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