That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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