one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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