R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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