She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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