You really coming over, don't trick.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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