why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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