It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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