I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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