put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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