im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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