The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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