I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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