O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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