Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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