It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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