Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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