that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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