The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.