he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!