So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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