two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.