That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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