i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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