5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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