We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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