Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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