The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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