I love black thongs
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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