So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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