Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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