i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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