How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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