I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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