That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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