hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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