You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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