Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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