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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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