Me too!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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