I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
